Thursday, September 17, 2009

Monster Bride Hopeful


Hello! My name is Lina!

To me of 26 years. Also I live in Russia! I never had children and never was married!

I search for love, friendship or creation of family! I the good girl which dream to meet the love!

I hope you will answer me soon on wash email: {%URL %}! I shall wait... kiss

Friday, July 31, 2009

Nice to meet you


Hell0!

Web agency has found to me the matches.

I preliminary learned them and for the first i has decided to send message to you.

I like your profile more interesting than other. I hope you have time to send me some

messages and we could to learn each other. well.. about me a little, i am 27 years old,

my name is Valentina also friends name me as Flora. I was never married I live in a flat

of my parents. I have good job. I work as the waiter in small cafe "Visit". I very much

like my work. The most intense days it is Friday, Saturday, Sunday and holidays. Tell to me

about the work. Do you like your work? I like to travel and i like new different places, but

my work does not allow me to travel often. I have many friends, we spent time together,

usually we go to the cafe to the cinema to the concerts, we have many other entertainment.

I have sports activity i prefer healthy style of a life. 2-3 times in week I visit the gym

(and sometimes it is less :^) ) I hold my body in the healthy form. And you have any sports

in the life now? I send you my picture i hope you like. Also i want that you send to me

some your pictures. Tell about you about your interesting things what you like to do, your

hobby, what your character? What qualities do you like in women? I hope we shall have

time for writing other interesting letters to each other. We shall look what will be...

Write to my e-mail: happy.women@yahoo.com

I shall wait your letter.

Your friend Flora.

Beat Gasoline Monster Truck

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Burger King Bathroom Variant, by Tubbs

The following came off of Greg Duenow's Facebook profile. I'm amazed...

I used to be a Diplomacy junkie. Knew all the lepantos. Knew all the stalemates. I could talk a n00b into eviserating himself with glee on my nemesis' blade. Those glory days were good. But these glory days are even better. Find a used ketchup packet on the floor of your local Burger King. Get a pickle chip from somebody's hamburger when they aren't looking. Now find someone to go into the bathroom with you. This usually takes the most out of me. Using all the right phrases like, "It'll change your life", "Can't figure it out, mumble mumble", and "fornicating platipi". But eventually someone will go in. Now the game setup. Drop the used ketchup packet exactly 4 inches from the urinal. If there are more than one urinal, pick the smellier. Then take the pickle chip and fling it at the person's forehead. If it sticks and they don't notice, dance like a retarded bear. If they get mad, take a running start and head butt them in the chest, wrestle them to the ground, and dunk their head in the toilet. Stand up, pointing at the ketchup packet, and scream, "Platipi my ass! You've always been canned soup and burning sensation"! If they get confused and/or try to walk out, slowly mock them. Make the same movements they do, 4 feet behind them. If they use one of them pocket phones, make noises like, "beep, boop, beep bip, boop". If they say "the cops are coming", say, "da crops der brummink". Try to stay behind them. If they start going in the circles, try to make the puke come out. If the cops do show up say, "whew, I thought you'd never show up", and claim that you called them, and the other person is crazy. If you go to jail, you lose. If the other person goes to jail, you win. If neither happens, start over. Probably in another Burger King. Tubbs

Sunday, July 05, 2009

New Trading Card



I'm picking up my first trading card from the printer in the morning. Not sure how many will be in the series. Or what I'm gonna do with them.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Portrait of Dave Savage



Years ago, I worked with Kelley Donnelly. I came across her site recently and found this portrait of me, or at least inspired by me. Kinda cracked me up. Check it out on her site here...

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Spam



In the effort to get the Savage Monsters name out in the world, I get on some weird mailing lists. And occasionally, I get something interesting out of it.